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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Google Voice Search

November 17th, 2008 · No Comments

"I want a cheeseburger!"Google Voice Search is here! I’ve only tried it twice and it’s given me pretty remarkable results so far:

First try: “Cheeseburgers”

Second try: “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”

The “cheeseburgers” search was an obvious one (just open the application for the first time, or look at the image to the right and you’ll see why… I can’t have been the only one to use that as my first experiment!), and then I figured I ought to see how well it did with something a bit harder, and I got
"super cala fragilistic expialidocious". Not bad!

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You Can’t Fit On Stage Anymore

October 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Monday night I went to see my third “Zappa Plays Zappa” concert…

2006: Warner Theater, Washington, D.C.
2007: Ram’s Head Live!, Baltimore, Md.
2008: The Birchmere, Alexandria, Va.

This was part of of their “You Can’t Fit On Stage Anymore” tour – designed for the more devoted fans, it had a few things that you wouldn’t expect from a normal concert:

  • A few days before the concert, an email was sent to the attendees with 70 songs to pick from. Each person could vote for up to five songs, and the top picks were included in the setlist for the evening. (The website says folks can vote for up to ten songs, but the email I received specified five.)
  • The concerts are being held in smaller venues that hold just a few hundred people at most, for a more intimate setting with the band. Smaller stages, too, hence the name of the tour.
  • Admission includes being able to download a recording of that night’s performance in MP3 format about a week after the concert, at no extra cost.
  • The performances also include a guitar giveaway, and the winner is able to go up on stage to claim their prize, plug in their new guitar and jam with the band.

Or, in a more entertaining version of my four bullet-point recap:

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I only wished that I was able to get there earlier: I went to the concert straight from work and drove through the District in order to get to the venue, and arrived only 10 minutes before the show was supposed to start. Since the Birchmere is set up like a dinner theatre, I ended up in an open seat at a table to the right of the stage. Not the best vantage point – I saw about as much of the sound man as I could of the band itself – but being close to the stage door meant that I was the first one who noticed the band coming out and was the first one who started the applause as they came towards the stage, so that’s got to be worth something, right? Anyway, I didn’t care too much since I’ll be able to hear the whole performance when I can download the MP3 files soon. Hopefully they’re good quality! It’d be nicer if they were lossless, but I’ll take what I can get. Here was the whole setlist for the night (from the ZPZ review forum):

    Inca Roads
    Tell Me You Love Me
    Dog Breath
    Joe’s Garage
    Packard Goose
    Peaches en Regalia
    Billy The Mountain
    Pound for a Brown on the Bus
    [ Guitar giveaway ]
    Blues Jam
    Dirty Love
    Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
    G-Spot Tornado
    Oh No
    Son of Orange County
    More Trouble Everyday
    Token of My Extreme

    Encore:
    Camarillo Brillo
    Muffin Man
    Zomby Woof
    Willie The Pimp

Hopefully they’ll return to Baltimore again soon. The band does such a good job of entertaining (I like concerts to be experiences, not just musical performances), I can’t not go when they come by my area.

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“Hello, I’m A Glenn…” “…And I’m A PC.”

October 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Me with John Hodgman

Me with John Hodgman

This past Thursday I had the opportunity to meet Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman at Politics & Prose in Washington, D.C. during an in-store event and book signing of More Information Than You Require, sequel to The Areas of My Expertise. Nice guy, and very funny too!

More photos of the event are up on my Flickr.

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Vote For Me

October 9th, 2008 · No Comments

I think it’s obvious whom this fine periodical endorses for this upcoming election!

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