August 6, 2008 · 1 Comment Have you ever wanted to spend an exorbitant amount of money on something asinine in order to show that you have had money to burn?? But, wait! You say that it’d be dumb to spend a bazillion dollars of your hard-earned cash on something virtual that does nothing??
STOP!
Endorsed by bankster rap artist Loui$ Ri¢h,
who says, “Banksters do it with interest!”
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- Cash!
- Bullion!
- Arcade tokens!
- Wooden nickels!
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